I was all set to come in here and throw down on this outrageous statement.
But now I think you may be correct in your assertion.
This gives me hope for the future of advertising: UNICORNS? LOLLIES? Not good enough. UNICORNS WHICH USE LOLLIES TO DECIDE WHETHER THEY SHOULD GET A PATERNITY TEST TO FIND OUT WHETHER THEIR GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN SLEEPING AROUND? You've sold it.
FINALLY we can stop relying on that stupid DNA. These assholes still dispute paternity anyway! But who I ask you WHO can dispute an adult lollie?!? center is green, you're the father, BAM case closed!
Also, I think green roofs would catch on much quicker if they were magical fantasy lands with gambling unicorns. "Hey Mike wanna grab a drink after work?" "No can do bud, got poker on the roof with the Unicorns and Bill from accounting."
Did Tubemonster create that ad? She can sell the shit out of anything.
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